Friday, August 21, 2009

Bengal Tiger

this one always makes me laugh.
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BENGAL TIGER

Through the jongole I am went
On shooting Tiger I am bent
Boshtaard Tiger has eaten wife
No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life
Too much quiet, snakes and leeches
But I not fear these sons of beeches
Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start
But noise is coming from damn fool's heart
Taking care not to be fright
I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight
Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him down
Then like hero return to native town
Then through trees I am espying one cave
I am telling self - 'Banerjee be brave'
I am now proceeding with too much care
From far I smell this Tiger's lair
My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start pray
I think I will shoot Tiger some other day
Turning round I am going to flee
But Tiger giving bloody roar spotting Bengalee
He bounding from cave like footballer Pele
I run shouting 'Kali Ma tumi kothay gele'
Through the jongole I am running
With Tiger on my tail closer looming
I am a telling that never in life
I will risk again for my damn wife!!!!

4 comments:

  1. Good poem - please let us have more.

    Chinu

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  2. I can imagine the Bengalee running :-) Deva

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  3. I did not you as a poet! So would agree with Chinu - Lets have more of Lighter Side of Life..

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  4. sorry, i am not the author of this one! wish i was. it is someone else who is the creative genius. i collect poems, so can share them with you. - ramani

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